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Forward: A Creation Myth

Here is a funny forward… On the first day, God created the dog and said: “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.” The dog said: “That’s a long time to be(…)

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

I found this somewhere online.  Very funny. Herbert A. MillingtonChair – Search Committee412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson UniversityCollege Hill, MA  34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, Iregret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.(…)

Chemical Composition of a Woman

I got this by e-mail from a friend…  Very funny. HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: O+ DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg PHYSICAL PROPERTIES 1. Body surface normally covered with film of powder and paint 2. Boils at absolutely nothing — freezes for no(…)